Music:People eating breakfast in the conference room
I just got the weirdest voice mail at work. The only way to describe it is to say that it was a sound and nothing else. There were no human vocals involved. It could have been one of a number of things. To me it sounded like one of three things -- someone felling a tree with a manual saw, a heart beating from the inside, a guy jerking off into the phone. Who knows. It went on for a full five minutes and then ended abruptly. I sat with the phone to my ear listening the whole time, thinking I was going to get some kind of resolution out of it if I waited. Nothing! Just dead silence and the receiver clicking.